I was at Wawa this morning, 7:30 am, ordering breakfast on the screen and realized I can’t eat a huge egg sub while driving without getting egg sauce all over me and I don’t want to eat a cold egg sandwich when I get to office. I wasn’t sure if it would work but I backed out on the touchscreen and went lunch options. It appeared to be working so I went full turkey BLT hoagie and sent it. As a foodie this made me very excited. Got to the office a few minutes early and devoured it.
My personal trainer Rusty was extremely disappointed in my breakfast choice. These things happen. It’s currently 2pm and I haven’t eaten since. Still full. Which got me thinking. Why not go full Sub every morning at 7 am? I’m looking at these suckers standing in a 20 man deep sub line at noon and saying “Who are these guys? What planet are these guys from? Planet Stupid?” Not me Brah. I had a footlong turkey BLT with mayo, pepperjack cheese and tons of bacon at 7 Brah. And I was still to full at noon to eat lunch. What I’m getting at here people is I have figured out a way to lose weight without excercise or changing our diet. I’m pretty sure this works
P.S. You can walk into a Publix and order a full sub at 7am with no line. I’ve been there. Left the cold cuts out all night and had to replace them next morning.