I was walking outside my office at lunch break and ran into an old guy that was detailing my bosses Audi. I told him it was my bosses car and he hit me immediatly with a, “You know who you look like?” Now I’ve gotten this many times in the past so I was expecting one of the following which I have already been assigned as dopplegangers by random strangers.
Adam Sandler. I’ve gotten Sandler multiple times.
Mike Vrabel. I used to go to an Italian restaurant for lunch everyday and the owner, Jerry, swore this was my clone. This is the most accurate one in my opinion.
And I even got a Scott Eastwood clone claim once from the girl at the Wendy’s drive through counter. I swear I’m not making this up. Handsome bastard does kinda look like me.
So when I responded “who?” I was expecting one of those choices. But not this guy. Nope. He responded Al Fucking Gore. Boom. So mean.
Wasn’t expecting him to drop Al Gore on me on a sunny Thursday afternoon. I’m kinda shook. So I told the snookape.com crew about it and Cowdick sent me this mashup of me and Algore.
I showed it to the guy and he didn’t get the photoshop but he added, “Yeah, you look just like him. Same nose, same face.” He even made a big nose gesture with his hand and face when he said same nose. Brutal. I’m getting a haircut on ride home. Can’t be running around looking like Algore. FML