The White House–Today was a major victory for President Trump as he passed both the shark ban and the massive underwater shark fence along the U.S. maritime border in the same day in both the House of Representatives and the U.S. Senate.

“I’ve been watching both Shark Week on Discovery and Shark Frenzy on NatGeo Channel this week and I have decided enough is enough.”  Said President Trump.  “We will ban all sharks from our beaches effective immediately and crying Chuck Schumer and his whiny bitch friends can’t do anything about it.”  He then proceeded to cackle and added.  “And we will start building a wall.  An underwater wall.  To keep the sharks from coming back.  And Mexico is going to pay for the wall.”

When asked why Mexico would be responsible for paying for underwater shark barrier wall along the east and west coasts of the U.S. even though Mexico has no border along them, President Trump responded with, “Who would you expect to pay for them?  Chyyyyna?”