Cape Canaveral, Florida– A group of the world’s top scientists held a press conference today at NASA (KSC) headquarters to announce that humans have indeed been wrong for the past 400+ years about the curvature of the earth. It’s actually as flat as the bill on a bearded hipster’s baseball cap.
When asked how they came to this conclusion they said that they were “tipped off” by Cleveland Cavaliers point guard Kyrie Irving earlier this year and after doing multiple calculations and other “nerdy” stuff they determined that “he was spot on.”
When pressed for further evidence and how they explain gravity they replied, “gravity shmavity.” When asked what happens when you reach the end of flat earth they replied, “you just fall off. Similar to going over a waterfall.”