A couple of months ago, former FBI director James Comey was testifying in front of congress about the possibility of Russian interference in last November’s U.S. presidential election. He was asked a direct question that had nothing to do with football, the NFL or the Patriots. He had a brain fart and came up with this weird gem.
WTF? Look Comey, this is serious business we are talking about man. Stop being a blabbering Becky and give us the facts. Nobody gives a flying fuck that you hate the Patriots. That has nothing to do with anything.
And don’t give me the, “he was just making an analogy” bullshit. It’s a stupid fucking analogy. And don’t believe that B.S. he said at the end of the clip about him being a Giants fan and that’s why he said it.
The Giants beat the Patriots in the final minute of the superbowl in both 2007 and 2013. Giants fans love the Patriots. They wish they could play the Pats in every superbowl. He was trying to spin his way out of it and it didn’t work. If anything it made him look wishy washy. If you say something like that you have to own it. Fuck you Comey. You’re terminated.