– Inked eyebrows, eyelids and lips you thought you’d seen it all.

You were wrong.

The latest trend involves tattooing freckles (yes, freckles!) on your face to achieve a natural look.

For the new craze, tattoo artists follow the natural line of each customer’s freckle trail on her face, AOL reported. Darkness and swelling typically decrease within a few months to blend in with the customer’s skin tone.

 The fuck?  People actually want to be ginger?  When they’re not? That’s gotta be the worst brain fart ever.  Let’s see, what do I want to do today, maybe tattoo a bunch of freckles on my face to look like an albino alien creature?  To look like this?
Or this?
And there’s ginger coventions.  Have you seen this?  Nightmare fuel.
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The sunburns, scared looks from children, orange hair.  Why?  If I ever stumbled upon a ginger convention I would run for my life.  Do they not know that gingers have no soul?